there is a mouse in my mouth
The top search term for my website this month so far is boogie management. How the hell does that happen? Who googles that? What is the weirdest thing you have googled? Another month, this phrase came up in my list of searches, "under extreme stress, an octopus will eat off his own arms." I made that into a T-shirt last night.
In arty news, I will be selling my silliness at University of Maryland's Art Attack on Friday, May 5th. Art Attack is an all day art fair on the Mall of the College Park campus. I went to UMCP, so it will be exciting to go back and hang out. My lovely friend, Edie, is coming to help out and Leah from Nanobonbon will also be sharing our table. Leah is actually a fellow member of the new DC Craft Mafia. I will also be selling my stuff at Western Market on May 20th. More on that later. If you read the blog, you can get $1 off any purchase by saying SEAWEED when buying. This lets me know you read the blog and thus know all my secrets. It is also nice to meet fellow seamonsters.
In life news, we have mice who won't die. We put out all kinds of traps and get nothing. Archie only killed one accidently because it was in his food bowl. To this, we like to scream, "THERE IS A MOUSE IN MY MOUTH!" Days after this happened, we are still telling Rachel about it and she laughs big.
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I know the pain that is mice. Since moving to this apartment in September I have discovered and plugged 13 mouse holes. 13!! For a few days it was like I had to vacuum the entire apartment every day because it was just too too much for me to handle. But they are gone now. And my cat loves to hunt - lacking mice she's hunting shadows and pieces of paper now.
I wish I could go to your sale on the 20th but I'll be getting married that day. No secret passwords for me! Maybe next time. And I'm sad I missed yesterday too, but I was picking up turtles. Because every back yard needs turtles.
Posted by: scribe | May 6, 2006 8:48 AM
What do you use as bait on the mouse traps?? Have you tried peanut butter, works great. Unlike cheese they can't get it off the trap without triggering it.
Glad you had a good trip and are back safely.
Posted by: Pagan | May 7, 2006 4:39 PM