second entry of the day:

brian imed me that he saw a guide dog at the airport, and that it was eating everyone's food. i copied his IM, but then lost it somehow... so this might not be what he wrote. i am picturing a seeing-eye dog, happily eating someone's cake or possibly some chicken nuggets. and everyone is happy and smiling because guide dogs seem so ignored. because you aren't supposed to pet them because they are at work. and i always worry that they have to pee. guide dogs are so helpful, but seem a little burdened, so the idea of them eating everyone's food is so marvelous. i want to throw a party for guide dogs.

someone is playing a saxophone outside and I can hear it up here on the 9th floor. It sounds like a funeral or a government song. maybe it is Taps or whatever. I don't know much about saxophone playing. Anyway, I want to have a party for guide dogs. They will dance and play ball and eat cake.

first entry of the day:

Something I have been saying lately...

Floss is the new lipstick. Well, it is true. I mean, I never wore lipstick, but it has totally been replaced by floss and if more women would replace their lipstick with floss, we would have cleaner gums. I just don't understand women who carry makeup with them. Well, I don't understand wearing it at all. I have been thinking about this a lot lately. I must look really pale all the time and I wonder if women who wear makeup think there is something wrong with me. I have been wanting to know how it feels to be other people lately, how other people see themselves... and me I guess. I am not even thinking about specific people, just looking at people on the street, I think, I wonder what it feels like to be that person. How very Quantum Leap of me.

I have been going to sleep so early lately. Last night, 10pm, I was out. Night before, 9:30, no need to even count my sheep. Sleep sleep sleep. I wonder what is going on. If I was in high school, I would worry that I had Mono. Haha. Everyone was always getting Mono in high school, which is funny because I kissed very few people in high school, maybe like, 3. I don't remember kissing being a huge deal in high school. How did I start talking about kissing? Once we tried to curse a girl in our class so that she wouldn't get better grades than my friend and get to be the Valedictorian over her. The girl came down with Mono. She still ended up Valedictorian. The Mono couldn't bring her down. Dude, I was a total geek in high school.

What else? I just ate a snickers. I don't even like snickers. I ate it to stay awake, which is weird because I have been going to bed early like a grandma. Curse that damn snickers. I have to remember to drink water next time I am sleepy or chew gum, instead of eat empty calories. Ugh. My new walk to work is 1.37 miles, the old walk was slightly less than a mile. So... it looks like I have added almost an extra mile a day.

My legs are like melting ice blocks.