saddlebags
wow o wow, it is a lovely day here in washington, dc. just perfect.
and my banana chocolate chip muffin is hot out of the oven this morning. could i be more cheerful? do you hate me for it?
You all know I am on a "weight loss journey" haha. Still at 65 pounds gone, hello plateau, again, but no matter. So, with the weight loss, has come a totally different body shape. One of my favorite things are the place between my thighs and hips. I guess the tops of my legs, which are kinda thighs, I guess. I learned recently that they are negatively referred to as saddlebags!!! Ugh, that is a horrible term for them. Mostly cause I really like them. They make me curve-y and are now the most wide point of my body, which for me is amazing!!! Rather than saddlebags, I would like to call them wings. Haha. My wings are womanly and lovely. I think I would even rather call them hamhocks... which I was told is not a word and sounds worse than saddlebags. Funny.
Anyway, we should all embrace our saddlebags. They make us prettier.
I heard a bunch of thin women talking about their "cellulite" yesterday on the street. It was fuuny cause they were all wearing open toed shoes with toe rings. One of them had long monkey toes that were so long that they hung over the fronts of her shoes. Like monkey hands holding her shoes. I wanted to say... dude, fat is not as ugly as your monkey toes and toe rings. It is just strange to me what people worry about it. :)
I am proudly wearing my Crafty Bastards t-shirt today.

