I never write... I think a lot... but never write.

I have now lost 63 pounds. Take a look at the picture.

But enough about me.

We saw Fahrenheit 9/11 this past weekend and it is pretty close to a masterpiece. But I think that Super Size Me might have had more of an impact on me. Both are the best movies I have seen in a while. Nader is right, though, Moore needs to lose some weight. Moore really does know better. But Nader is a tool. I hate seeing him walking around my neighborhood, I always want to yell at him. Mostly cause he always wears a suit, even on Saturdays and in 90 degree heat! Sorry, I am being silly.

Part of my stand-up comedy routine was going to be about how Micheal Moore needs to lose weight... but now I will have to prey on someone else. I just think that rich people have the time to put into exercise, personal chefs, whatever. Don't you agree?

Jeff and I are writing a play. I know you are surprised. I am also working on a little book, called, "I want to hear my future from a talking animal." It is David Sedaris-y.

I have a birthday coming up. I do. I do. Send presents, but not cake.