I am an onion.
I went to get sushi for lunch today because I was craving salty seaweedy fishy candy.
I got back to see that someone ordered from the site. This made me so happy! This is my third order this week, after a month of nothing at all. No bites at all. This makes me so happy. Have I said that already?
Last night, I was told I was an onion. I am an onion. I am an onion. I am an onion. Not smelly. Just peeling off parts.
Carrots are pretty. No. Really. Go look at some carrots. Amazing.

